How to Bowl

like a three-year-old.

Step 1: Slowly creep up to the lane while holding the ball in your arms high on your chest ( kinda like the grown ups do )

Step 2: Drop the ball straight down onto the floor at that line that Mommy said you’re not allowed to step past.

Step 3: Hesitate for just one moment to make sure the ball is rolling and to gather up your glee.

Step 4: Quickly run back to your seat with the most enthusiasm and joy your little body can display.

Step 5: Sit in seat.

Step 6: Watch and see what happens to those pins when the ball gets down there.

See, there is a purpose for starting that ball off so slowly.