like a three-year-old.
Step 1: Slowly creep up to the lane while holding the ball in your arms high on your chest ( kinda like the grown ups do )
Step 2: Drop the ball straight down onto the floor at that line that Mommy said you’re not allowed to step past.
Step 3: Hesitate for just one moment to make sure the ball is rolling and to gather up your glee.
Step 4: Quickly run back to your seat with the most enthusiasm and joy your little body can display.
Step 5: Sit in seat.
Step 6: Watch and see what happens to those pins when the ball gets down there.
See, there is a purpose for starting that ball off so slowly.