Thursday, February 26, 2009

Rachel needs…

I got this via the wonderful Sun Mamma. The idea is to enter into Google search “(Your name) needs” and collect the first ten. I decided to do it for my husband (Kevin) and my son (O) – I used his whole name, not just “O”.

  1. Rachel needs to refer to Web sites, manuals, and a variety of documentation (couldn’t hurt, I’m sure)
  2. Rachel Needs Your Help (always)
  3. Rachel needs to have blush that is very bright and colorful (I really don’t think so)
  4. Rachel needs 2 get over herself and she needs 2 do it NOW! ... (really?)
  5. Rachel needs guidance and normal supervision (yeah, probably)
  6. Rachel needs a bigger car seat (if I gain anymore weight, yep)
  7. Rachel Needs Some Good Thoughts (don’t we all?)
  8. Rachel needs to join the Original Jyter's Group (I’m guessing no, since I don’t know what that is)
  9. Rachel Needs to keep in touch with the people who really matter (Oh, you have no idea how true this is)
  10. Rachel needs help when she enters Manhattan's meat-packing district to help three transvestite hookers find out who murdered one of their friends (this is awesome, my favorite one.. it’s going to be my new motto)

Kevin needs…

  1. Kevin needs to pee (sure)
  2. Kevin Needs a Liver Transplant (thankfully my K doesn’t)
  3. Kevin Needs to Lay Off the Weed (no comment)
  4. Kevin needs signs (the movie?)
  5. Kevin (needs a band!) with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more (rock-n-roll baby!!!)
  6. Kevin needs a job really soon (ooo that’s pretty right on, except soon will be soon enough… not “very soon”)
  7. Kevin Needs to Bring Home the Bacon (He takes good care of us, no problemo there)
  8. Kevin needs your money. Kevin needs more beer. Kevin needs to quit. Kevin needs a vacation ... (these were all part of one entry)
  9. Kevin needs professional profile on LinkedIn (hunh?)
  10. Kevin needs "social glue" ideas (okay…?)


O needs…

  1. O needs Parent Help (He’s got it)
  2. O needs Heskey (What’s a Heskey?)
  3. O needs you (awwww)
  4. O needs rest (and how!!)
  5. O needs more convincing (pretty much always true)
  6. O Needs a good home ASAP (disregard. He’s got one.)
  7. O Needs To Keep Her Legs Closed (What?!?!)
  8. O Needs To Come to America (hmmm)
  9. O needs to prove fitness ( I can tell you he’s got some healthy screamin lungs on him)
  10. O needs England (okay, that’s just silly. Who really NEEDS England?) – Just kidding my English ancestors and friends!!

2 comments:

sunmamma said...

I love these.. they are so funny :)

curious girl (lisa) said...

how fun is this?!